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The first rule of survival is...

Dress impeccably in public
Don't look like lunch.
Stay with your car.
Wear really comfortable footwear
Build a shelter.
Walk outside.
Walk on the inside.
Adapt or die.
Don't panic.
Bring a book.
Never descend into the ever-present roiling mass of clouds that daily cover the 6,000 feet peaks.
Self-publicise and don't listen to those who think bigger.
Retain a positive attitude by doing things bigger and better.
Be as inconspicuous as possible.
Continue taking care of your body
Suppress normal emotions of fear and grief
Look out for number one.
Have a plan.
Never write it down.
Tell no one.
Trust no one.
Stay together, don't separate.
Pull the trigger, then pull out.