Are you a dog person?
Sep. 11th, 2013 11:38 pmJust found this on the hard drive. I don't appear to have shared it here before.
ARE YOU A DOG PERSON?
Take the following quiz to see.
(This quiz is not intended to offend anyone or any dog.)
1. You are going to buy a new lounge suite. Which of the following do you take to help pick the colour?
a. A paint sample (from the walls).
b. A fabric sample (from the curtains).
c. Nothing (from memory).
d. A hair sample (from the dog).
2. How do you usually spend Sunday mornings in the middle of winter?
a. Rugged up in bed listening to the rain.
b. Going to church.
c. Walking up and down a patch of muddy ground with four layers of clothing on.
3. Which of the following events would cause you the most despair?
a. You have just been to the bank and drawn out a fortnights salary, on arriving home you realise that you left your wallet on the counter.
b. You park your car on a steep hill and walk into a shop, pausing just long enough to see your vehicle start to roll towards the highway (and the insurance policy ran out the night before).
c. It is Saturday morning and it has been raining all week. You are just packing the car ready for the big show when someone opens the door and your two large, hairy, white dogs dash out and find the biggest mud puddle ever seen.
4. What sort of photos do you have on the bedside table?
a. None, they gather dust.
b. A small wedding photo and a large one of the children
c. A small wedding photo and a large one of the dog.
d. No photos as the dog keeps knocking them over.
5. What is the first thing you consider when deciding whether to take a holiday?
a. Do you have enough money?
b. Can you get time off work?
c. Who is going to look after the dogs?
d. Can you find a space in between the shows/trials/training/new arrivals?
6. It's 5.30 am on a Saturday morning, what are you doing?
a. Sleeping.
b. Coming home from working a shift.
b. Coming home from a great night out.
c. Packing the car ready for another two hour drive to a dog show.
7. The large black dog of dubious parentage three houses down bites one of your kids. What do you do?
a. Threaten to ring the relevant authorities
b. Ring the relevant authorities.
c. Sell the house.
d. Be grateful it didn't bite your dog.
8. Your large black dog of dubious parentage bites one of the kids. What do you do?
a. Sell the dog.
b. Take the dog to the vet (in case it catches something)
c. Don't worry, it keeps the dog occupied.
d. Blame the kids.
9. How do you recognise a Dog Person in the street?
a. They have a dog
b. They have two dogs
c. The dog they have walks quietly by their side and sits when they stop.
d. The dog they have runs around everywhere and they kept shouting 'Heel' the whole time.
10. How do you recognise a Dog Person in a department store?
a. No idea.
b. The person with the mud patches on their trousers & white hairs on their jumper (and untied shoelaces)
c. The two people loudly discussing the various stages of a bitch’s cycle.
d. The person who starts to talk to themself, then looks down and stops.
Take the following quiz to see.
(This quiz is not intended to offend anyone or any dog.)
1. You are going to buy a new lounge suite. Which of the following do you take to help pick the colour?
a. A paint sample (from the walls).
b. A fabric sample (from the curtains).
c. Nothing (from memory).
d. A hair sample (from the dog).
2. How do you usually spend Sunday mornings in the middle of winter?
a. Rugged up in bed listening to the rain.
b. Going to church.
c. Walking up and down a patch of muddy ground with four layers of clothing on.
3. Which of the following events would cause you the most despair?
a. You have just been to the bank and drawn out a fortnights salary, on arriving home you realise that you left your wallet on the counter.
b. You park your car on a steep hill and walk into a shop, pausing just long enough to see your vehicle start to roll towards the highway (and the insurance policy ran out the night before).
c. It is Saturday morning and it has been raining all week. You are just packing the car ready for the big show when someone opens the door and your two large, hairy, white dogs dash out and find the biggest mud puddle ever seen.
4. What sort of photos do you have on the bedside table?
a. None, they gather dust.
b. A small wedding photo and a large one of the children
c. A small wedding photo and a large one of the dog.
d. No photos as the dog keeps knocking them over.
5. What is the first thing you consider when deciding whether to take a holiday?
a. Do you have enough money?
b. Can you get time off work?
c. Who is going to look after the dogs?
d. Can you find a space in between the shows/trials/training/new arrivals?
6. It's 5.30 am on a Saturday morning, what are you doing?
a. Sleeping.
b. Coming home from working a shift.
b. Coming home from a great night out.
c. Packing the car ready for another two hour drive to a dog show.
7. The large black dog of dubious parentage three houses down bites one of your kids. What do you do?
a. Threaten to ring the relevant authorities
b. Ring the relevant authorities.
c. Sell the house.
d. Be grateful it didn't bite your dog.
8. Your large black dog of dubious parentage bites one of the kids. What do you do?
a. Sell the dog.
b. Take the dog to the vet (in case it catches something)
c. Don't worry, it keeps the dog occupied.
d. Blame the kids.
9. How do you recognise a Dog Person in the street?
a. They have a dog
b. They have two dogs
c. The dog they have walks quietly by their side and sits when they stop.
d. The dog they have runs around everywhere and they kept shouting 'Heel' the whole time.
10. How do you recognise a Dog Person in a department store?
a. No idea.
b. The person with the mud patches on their trousers & white hairs on their jumper (and untied shoelaces)
c. The two people loudly discussing the various stages of a bitch’s cycle.
d. The person who starts to talk to themself, then looks down and stops.
