If you have yet to send out cards...

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, summer solstice holiday, practised within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to practise a religion at all; a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make your country of choice great, without regard to the race, creed,
color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others.)