Not me, of course.

So Thunderbird won't connect to the mail server. *sigh* Haven't we played this game already today?

Shut it down, reopen. No luck.
Check other email account in case it's server specfic. No luck.
Kill AV program. Nope.
Kill firewall. Nope.
Check for multiple occurences of TB, as usually happens when this occurs. Nope.

*sigh* Stupid, contrary email programs.

No matter. Let's go read LiveJournal.

It's taking its time loading...

Hmm...

Checks new reader. That's not connect-- oh, I'm not online. That's right. I got disconnected about half an hour ago.

Some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer.

(I'll sit and listen to Waltz of the Flowers instead. OK?)