List

Have to play with the wording. xxx = country's name

Failure to show the correct flag
Failure to show any flag
Failure to show ship's port of origin (or registration)
Displaying illegal modifications to ship's masts
Having excessive guns on a private ship
Failure to declare restricted goods
Obstructing customs official
Making false claims to a customs official
Failure to pay docking fees
Theft of crown property
Drunk and disorderly
Discharging a weapon in a public place
Firing on an undefended village
Firing on a xxx patrol ship
Firing on a ship under the king's protection
Unlawful sinking of a ship under the king's protection
Unlawful sinking of a ship within xxx waters
Obstructing the lawful passage of a ship
Kidnapping children
Kidnapping infant
Illegally transporting children and infants
Abduction of xxx citizens
Harbouring wanted criminals
Harbouring runaway slaves
Murder of xxx citizens

Probably have enough there to pick from, not going to use the whole list in a novel. But a bit more variety would be good

I should look under the cupboards more often

It getting rather crowded under them.

Under the glass cabinet
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5 pieces of dry dog food
1 small soft drink bottle containing dry dog food
2 well-chewed small plastic containers from KFC
1 candle
1 piece of very dry bread that looks suspiciously like the piece of dry bread that has just appeared on the floor in this room

Under the couch
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My favourite drink bottle
A plastic toy trains
A plastic strawberry punnet
Chewed pink & green tennis ball

Under couch cushion
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Plant label
Letter Q

Under tall white cupboard
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Chewed green tennis ball

Under bookshelf
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Tasmanian Tiger perpetual calender, that's obviously been there since last time washing machine overflowed :( Wonder if photos are salvageable

Under table holding dolls house
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Broken plastic lamp from one of the houses on bookshelf
Small tupperware container
Lid of berry punnet

Nothing of value, to me. Jaz is happily playing with all her new toys.