What are they teaching kids in church these day?

[xenith]

Mother took the grandkids to church last week.

Sister tells me today that Erin learnt that Jesus died when he was shot by an arrow made out of mistletoe.

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[monissaw.livejournal.com]

You are not helping here (images of Uniting Church ministers recounting Norse mythology I do not need).

Now I'll have to see if I can find out where she heard it. TV seems the obvious place.